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Funny Status in Nepali
1. Whenever I find key to success, someone changes the lock.
2. If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?
3. The police called to say one of my friends escaped from a mental hospital. Which one of you crazies got out and where should I pick you up?
4. I have been diagnosed with “awesomeness.” You might want to get checked, but I doubt you caught it.
5. I need 6 months’ vacation, twice a year.
6. If I ever need heart transplant, I'd want my ex's. It's never been used.
7. Everyone wants to park their vehicles in shade but no one wants to grow trees.
8. Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
9. Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones, Try a different one each day.
10. I want to be invited but I don’t want to go.
11. A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.
12. I enjoy when people show Attitude to me coz it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
13. Silence always doesn't mean you have nothing to say , it might mean it slipped from your mind
14. A black cat can stop hundreds of people just by passing the crossroad, but traffic light had failed to do the same
15. My father told me find a job you love, and i ended up being a mental patient, It's Complicated
16. We men wants same things from women as we want from our underwear, some support and freedom
17. In the beginning parents taught us how to walk and talk and then rest of our life they asked us to sit and stay quiet
18. Today I read in a magazine about the effects of smoking, after reading I felt sad, my heart ached, and I made a vow in my heart, I will never read a newspaper from today.
19.While reading the book How to Quit Smoking, I got 2 packs of cigarettes.
20. She said you can't find anywhere like me
I searched his name on Facebook and found about 1500
21. Life is too short to be serious all the time. So if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me I will laugh at you.
22. People say everything happens for a Reason. So when I punch you in the Face, Remember I have a reason.
23. Girls are like the police. Even when they get a hold of all the evidence, they still want to hear the truth from you.
24. I remember when my old Nokia phone said I had a low battery it meant that I had 2 days to find a charger.
25. Hum Sarif bache hai Janaab !! Jab tak maa jagne ke liye na bole majaal hai jo apni Ankh bhi khol de.
26. I Hate When I Plan Conversation In My Head and Other Person Doesn’t Follow The Damn Script.
27.When a bird hits your windshield, have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
28. I don’t know why, Every School Has That one Teacher/Lecturer Who Dress Like They Don’t Earn Salary.
29. I’ve finally realized something: What other people think and say about me is none of my business.
30. I’m at the point now where I don’t want to impress anyone anymore. If people like me the way I am, great. If they don’t, well it’s their loss.
31. The employee of the Month” is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
32. I really don’t care what you think about me. Unless you think I’m awesome. In that case – you’re totally right. Carry on!
33. I refused to believe my dad was stealing from his job on the road crew, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
34. I wish my book of life were written in pencil. There are a few pages I would like to erase
35. I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
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